top 5 reasons computers must be male

1.     They’re heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
2.     They periodically cut you off right when you think you’ve established a network connection.
3.     They’ll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won’t do more than they have to and they won’t think of it on their own.
4.     They’re typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they’ve already invested so much in the damn machine that they’re compelled to remain with an underpowered system.
5.     They get hot when you turn them on and that’s the only time you have their attention.

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