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    No one but their creator understands their internal logic.     Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future references.     The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.     The message, „Bad command or filename,“ is about as informative as „If you don’t know why… top 5 reasons computers must be female weiterlesen

    They’re heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.     They periodically cut you off right when you think you’ve established a network connection.     They’ll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won’t do more than they have to and they won’t think of it on their own.     They’re typically… top 5 reasons computers must be male weiterlesen

Q: How many Internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,342: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed… how many mail list subscribers does it take to …. weiterlesen

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a Blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying „T-G-I-F“. He smiled at her and replied „S-H-I-T“. She looked at him, puzzled, and said, „T-G-I-F“ again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, „S-H-I-T“. The blond was… T.G.I.F weiterlesen